1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:43,782 ♪ If you do want me Gimme little sugar ♪ 4 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:46,089 ♪ If you don't want me ♪ 5 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,526 ♪ Don't lead me on girl ♪ 6 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:52,661 ♪ But if you need me, Show me that you love me ♪ 7 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:57,579 ♪ And when I'm feeling blue And I want you ♪ 8 00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:03,019 ♪ There's just one thing That you should do ♪ 9 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,456 ♪ Just gimme some Kind of sign girl ♪ 10 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,110 ♪ Oh, my baby ♪ 11 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,633 ♪ To show me ♪ 12 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:09,808 ♪ That you're mine girl ♪ 13 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,375 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 14 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,943 ♪ Just gimme some Kind of sign girl ♪ 15 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:14,944 ♪ Oh, my darling ♪ 16 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,424 Oh, did you bring the turmeric? 17 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:21,429 Me? 18 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:24,693 It's just us in the car. 19 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:27,478 - Right... - Mm. 20 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,915 I didn't--I didn't-- I didn't--I didn't bring it. 21 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:32,309 No, I thought-- I thought it would-- 22 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,615 I thought it was on your list. I thought-- 23 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:36,835 Baby, you said you wanted to be more involved. 24 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,228 - And I do. - You do. 25 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,230 But you didn't bring the turmeric? 26 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,712 - I did not. - Okay, well, 27 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:45,105 then we're going to have to get a divorce. 28 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,806 That feels right. 29 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,721 - It's a shame. - Yeah. 30 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:56,290 - It's been fun. - It's been a great time. 31 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,161 You know, I would have rather gotten a divorce 32 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,555 over paprika or something spicy. 33 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,952 ♪ Show me That you're mine girl ♪ 34 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,652 ♪ Oh, right ♪ 35 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:26,363 What time are they coming? 36 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,322 Melanie said she's going to cook dinner. 37 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:29,932 Oh. She any good? 38 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:32,413 I don't really think so. 39 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,023 - Just pretend to like it. - No, what? Of course. 40 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,590 What? I would never just like... 41 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,287 You look at your plate at dinner parties 42 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,246 sometimes like you've been poisoned. 43 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,725 No, that is only when I don't know what's happening. 44 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:43,337 No, if I'm prepared going into it, then I can deliver. 45 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:44,512 Watch. 46 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:48,255 “Mm, oh my God, Melanie. 47 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:52,041 "This food is unreal. 48 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,957 "You know, I've read your cookbook six times. 49 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:57,438 Turmeric, what a stroke of genius." 50 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,398 - Be nice to her. - Of course I'll be nice. 51 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,402 Hey, Mitchey! 52 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,274 Hey, Josh. 53 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,145 - Oh, man. - Hey. 54 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:09,754 - Bring it in, brother. - Yeah. 55 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,974 Yeah, yeah. Oh. 56 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:13,584 - Hey. You look great. - Huh. 57 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:14,542 You got to put some chains on these tires 58 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,021 if you're going to be off-roading. 59 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,372 Yeah, I don't think that's in the cards for the BMW. 60 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,200 You're so gorgeous. 61 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,288 - Ah, hey... - What's different? 62 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:22,680 Same old stuff. 63 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,117 No, it's something fun. 64 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,554 Did you see my doctor? 65 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:27,772 - No. - What is it? 66 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,513 Ah... abject depression? 67 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:30,993 I don't know. I'm really not sure. 68 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:32,299 - I got it. No, no, no. - You sure? 69 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:33,517 - Oh, yeah. - 'Cause I can do it. 70 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:34,910 - Oh, my gosh! - Sweetie. He knows 71 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,433 - how to carry groceries. - You just keep it vertical. 72 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,479 It's something he's done probably most of his life. 73 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,484 Really? Serious? 74 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,529 Why do you look like you're dressed for a funeral? 75 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,748 Why do you look like Winona Ryder 76 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:47,879 during her klepto phase? 77 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,317 Come here. 78 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,535 You're so funny. 79 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:52,710 Can't you ever start with something nice, 80 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:53,842 - like, “Hey, - Oh. 81 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:55,191 Mitch, you look so well rested.” 82 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:56,714 - You do. - You're my best friend. 83 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,499 - Let me get this. -“Have you been working out?” 84 00:03:58,629 --> 00:03:59,935 I mean, I haven't, but you could lie. 85 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,589 You look great. 86 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,112 - Thank you. - I just don't understand 87 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,896 why you didn't change the outfit. 88 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:06,898 Well, I didn't know we were vacationing 89 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:07,986 in Santa's workshop. 90 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,164 Right. My turn. Ready? 91 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:17,605 A puppy. 92 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:22,131 - Whoa. Oh, my goodness, babe. - Whoa, yes. 93 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,046 - You like it? - These are so hard to find. 94 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:24,742 - I know. - And very expensive. 95 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,135 I know. 96 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,398 - Thank you. - Of course. 97 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,835 Wow. Mm. 98 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:33,360 Okay, okay. Uh, my turn. 99 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,797 Oh, I hope you like it. 100 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,407 You're so hard to shop for. 101 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:43,152 Oh. Wow. It's-- 102 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,240 - It's a shirt. - Wow. 103 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:47,548 Mmm! 104 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,465 - It's for going out. - Uh-huh. 105 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,075 Remember you said you wanted to go out more 106 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,511 - so I-- - Uh-huh, yeah. 107 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:55,469 - Need something for that. - Great brand. 108 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:56,383 - Yeah. - Really great brand. 109 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,558 And color. 110 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:58,689 I love this. 111 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,997 - You do? - Yes, I love it. 112 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,172 - You'll wear it? - Yes. 113 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,001 - To the club? Yeah? - Uh-huh. 114 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:08,699 Cheers. 115 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,527 - Yes. - Mm-hm. 116 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:14,575 Um, thank you all for being here for this 117 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:17,752 Christmas-New-Year-thingamajig weekend, 118 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,754 so that we don't have to spend time with our families... 119 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:20,929 Hallelujah. 120 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:23,497 - ...where we will be relaxing... - Yes. 121 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,673 ...hiking in the wee hours of the morning. 122 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,631 - Not me. - Didn't you just say relaxing? 123 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:31,418 ...and we will be trying to generally forget 124 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:35,160 about politics, Texas, global warming, 125 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,338 and all the other things that ruin the possibility 126 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,514 - of a pleasant existence. - Mm-hm. 127 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,040 To old friends. 128 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:48,435 To his lucky break. 129 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,132 And to my lucky break. 130 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,396 - Cheers. - Cheers. 131 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:58,096 Mm! 132 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:00,882 Six a.m., meet me out front. 133 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,144 If we don't get to the top . 134 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:35,046 ♪ Morning calls With its pale light ♪ 135 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:41,052 ♪ Will it call the wanderer ♪ 136 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,883 ♪ And I wonder how ♪ 137 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:49,583 ♪ Set a lone eye ♪ 138 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:55,632 ♪ Lingers in my mind Fails to taste from ♪ 139 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,373 What time you be back? 140 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,549 Um, hour or so. 141 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,421 Gotta make it to the top. 142 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,726 When you get back? 143 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,728 Ah, I don't know. 144 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,600 Like an hour and forty-five minutes round trip, 145 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,993 give or take five depending on the wind. 146 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,561 Sure you don't wanna come? 147 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:15,522 - Mm-mm. No. - Okay. Love you. 148 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:16,740 - Love you. - Bye. 149 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,046 Bye-bye. 150 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,967 Okay. 151 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,098 You're late. 152 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,274 We both know that's impossible. Let's go. 153 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,451 I mean, you don't care if your mouth smells like it, 154 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,409 but your hand, that's where you cross the line? 155 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,237 Yeah, then no one knows I smoke. 156 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,587 Debs, everyone knows you smoke. 157 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,241 ♪ Open wide ♪ 158 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:42,766 ♪ The sun on me ♪ 159 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:48,032 ♪ In the bonds Of the day light ♪ 160 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,817 ♪ Turn around ♪ 161 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:52,472 Mine's gonna be better than yours. 162 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,607 Mitch! Stop it! 163 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,349 What?! That is so uncalled for. 164 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,307 Remember when I showed up at a shoot 165 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,222 and you were like, “I know what I want to do. 166 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,702 I want to be an asshole.” 167 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:08,488 I fell in my own pee! 168 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,011 Can I ask you a personal question? 169 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,403 And I don't want you to get upset. 170 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,362 - Yes. - Do you need a pep talk? 171 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,059 No. Don't do it. 172 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,931 I am smart. 173 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,410 I am going to let you read it when it exists. 174 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,891 - I am talented. - Ah. 175 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,937 I have very interesting world views, 176 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,591 and the only thing holding me back 177 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,984 is my lower-than-average self-worth, 178 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,291 given my higher-than-average personal expectations. 179 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,032 Yeah, that is correct. 180 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,207 My friend Mitch 181 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,861 - loves me dearly... - Yes. 182 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:36,951 ...and will read any draft at any time. 183 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,477 Thank you and amen. 184 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,696 Amen. 185 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:43,827 Can I ask you a question? 186 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,350 - Shoot. - Why didn't you wear 187 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:46,569 your new silk shirt? 188 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:49,877 Jesus, who am I, David fucking Hasselhoff? 189 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,531 It was a very optimistic gift. 190 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:52,880 And Josh. 191 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,055 Josh calling me Mitchey. 192 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,535 - No! - No. 193 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,319 - I'm very sorry. - Because like only you 194 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,973 and my mom can call me that. 195 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,761 Do you, uh, know where you're going? 196 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,197 It's a shortcut. 197 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:09,549 Come on. Hurry. 198 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,294 You know what's super interesting 199 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:19,515 about this path is it's not a path at all. 200 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:20,777 Oh, God. 201 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:26,783 Hey. 202 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,787 Hey, you're gonna get Lyme disease. 203 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,271 Why is he looking at me? 204 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,842 Oh, my god. Wow. 205 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:47,674 Oh, shit. 206 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,240 - Ah! - Duck! 207 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,816 God. They're never going to believe us. 208 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:00,904 Of course they will. 209 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:01,905 - I mean we... - We have cuts. 210 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,690 ...literally could have died. 211 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,735 We were just like inches. 212 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,345 Just inches from death. 213 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,869 I need--I need a sec. 214 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,566 Do you think God is trying to tell us something? 215 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,915 Yeah. 216 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,264 Stay on the path. 217 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,704 He hath arisen. 218 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,010 Eh, it's too early. 219 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,751 He's probably just peeing. 220 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,840 Oh, wow. 221 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,059 Hey, bud. 222 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,843 Not bad. 223 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,367 Is he flexing or is he just like that? 224 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,239 He's just like that. 225 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,327 Asshole. 226 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:39,726 Jesus, Josh, go under the covers first. 227 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,510 Honey, we can see you. 228 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468 Get under the covers. 229 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,646 Don't look. 230 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,914 Is that... 231 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,743 I'm sorry. What? 232 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,358 They can't be. No. 233 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:12,889 I think I'm gonna be sick. 234 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,545 You motherfucking piece of shit. 235 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,678 Stop it right now! 236 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,683 Wait... wait... wait! 237 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:24,727 Hey! 238 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,817 - Wait. Just wait. - What are you doing?! 239 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,080 - Wait. - We have to stop them! 240 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,256 The longer we wait, 241 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,999 the longer your fucking wife gets to fuck my fucking husband. 242 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,261 Let me go! 243 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,393 Damn it. Stop. 244 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,963 - Okay, just calm down. - What are you doing? This is not 245 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,008 - what you do right now. - Just shut up! Okay? 246 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,793 What? Why are you...? 247 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,882 Just shut up and listen. 248 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,840 - Mitch. - Listen for one second, okay? 249 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:51,841 Think about what's about to happen. 250 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,713 We go in there, we confront them. 251 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,105 They end up leaving us for each other. 252 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,934 They try it out for two months but it doesn't work out. 253 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,154 So they beg us to come back to them. 254 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,591 But we are too bitter and angry to say yes. 255 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:07,030 So each one of us ends up depressed, angry, and lonely, 256 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:11,469 masturbating on our couches. Because of this moment. 257 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,865 Because of how we handle this moment right here. 258 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,998 Mitch, I can't pretend I didn't see it. 259 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,564 How can you pretend you didn't see it? 260 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:22,567 I don't fucking know, Deb. I don't fucking know. 261 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:23,917 - But all I'm asking... - This does not... 262 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:27,137 All I'm asking is that you just, 263 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:30,793 just give me the time to think about it. 264 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:33,796 I'm just asking you not to go in there 265 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:37,060 and blow up both of our lives 266 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,542 before we have had a chance to plan next steps. 267 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,023 That's it. That's it. 268 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,983 Just wait. 269 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,426 - Okay. - Okay. 270 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,646 - Okay. - Okay. 271 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,258 Okay. 272 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:04,479 God. 273 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,011 What time did they say? 274 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,447 Uh, should be about now. 275 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,362 Okay. You take cream? 276 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,016 Black. 277 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,670 Here. 278 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,150 Look. 279 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,151 Hey. 280 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,982 They're here. 281 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,635 - Baby. - Hey, there she is. 282 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,202 - You're back! - Oh. 283 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,030 Did you make it to the top of the mountain? 284 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,165 - Cop? - Yeah, an undercover cop. 285 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,688 - Oh, my god. - Your best friend in high school 286 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,863 was an undercover cop. 287 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,039 Only I didn't know that at the time. Right. 288 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,173 Only later after the drug bust, the school admitted that Gerald 289 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,088 was not, in fact Gerald. 290 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,655 You guys, you... you... you did drugs together? 291 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:51,874 Hell, yeah. 292 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:52,701 Yeah. I mean, if you wanted it, 293 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,007 Gerald could get it, man. 294 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,312 That was 295 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,749 Is anyone else cold? 296 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,664 I'm just freezing. 297 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,146 I'm okay. 298 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,234 I don't think the heater's blowing, actually. 299 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,975 - I was going to call if that's-- - I'll just call. 300 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,282 - Okay. - Thank you. 301 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,326 - Okay. - Thanks. 302 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,244 Um, you know, the hardest part about it was I lost a friend. 303 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,811 Oh, I didn't even think of that. 304 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,247 - Hi, Gary. - Hello. 305 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,293 So hard to make friends in high school, you know? 306 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,904 Well, not for you, I'm sure. 307 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,951 These are your renters at 24167 Oak Grove? 308 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,300 And how did you find out? 309 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,997 Excellent question. How did I find out? 310 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,042 The heat's broken. 311 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,652 - Mail. In the microwave... - Oh. 312 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,175 ...under a different name. 313 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,785 Uh, wouldn't always respond to his first name 314 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,743 in, like, a normal amount of time. 315 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,962 Freezing. Yeah. 316 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:36,963 He lived alone. 317 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,444 Come on. 318 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:45,145 No offense, but, like, yeah. 319 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,669 Yeah, any idiot would sort of know at that point. 320 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,714 So it's homecoming, right? 321 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,065 And I just know something's about to go down 322 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,675 because, like, he's being weird. 323 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,285 This evening? Are you kidding? 324 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,679 We're going to freeze to death by then. 325 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,728 Uh, yep. We will most likely survive, Gary. 326 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:04,555 - There's extra blankets - Mm-hm. 327 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,992 in all the closets. 328 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,472 Thank you, sir. 329 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,170 Uh, yeah, thanks. 330 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,655 Well, he said there may be a storm tonight, 331 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,484 so we should chop some wood and use the fireplace 332 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,312 until the repair guy can get here. 333 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,793 Okay, well, yeah, me and Mitch will chop wood 334 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,142 while you guys go for supplies. 335 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,275 When who goes for supplies? 336 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:32,757 When you and Melanie go into town to get groceries. 337 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,238 Oh, I think Mitch and I should go. 338 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,327 - Yeah. - Melanie cooked. 339 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,112 - She should rest. - Oh, no. No, no, it's fine. 340 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,548 I have some spices to get. Right, baby? 341 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:41,897 So it's better if I'm there. 342 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,073 Yeah. And me and Mitch, we're going to chop wood, 343 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,553 because Mitch has never done it before. 344 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,948 So the women cook and the men chop wood? 345 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,515 Babe, do you want to chop wood? 346 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,562 No, it's fine. 347 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,129 Whatever. 348 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,261 I'm going to go for a ciggy. 349 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,046 Oh, but you'll miss the end of the story. 350 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,743 I've heard this one. 351 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,402 So I took the microphone and I say, 352 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,796 “Hey, man, no brother of mine would ever trick these kids 353 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,582 into selling drugs for a pay check.” 354 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,933 So I turn to the audience, I say, 355 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,108 “ This guy is not 356 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,849 your homecoming king. 357 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,983 In fact, this guy isn't even Gerald.” 358 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,210 So, do you go back to work next week, 359 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,429 - or do you get a few days off - I go back on Monday. 360 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,996 - after New Year? - I don't really get time off. 361 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:37,997 And is it still the same... 362 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,433 - editing? Editing, yeah. - Editing, yeah. 363 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,001 Other people write the books, and I edit them. 364 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,266 Oh, yeah, for now. 365 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,007 Well, I mean, your first book was... 366 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:52,141 it was... it's so sad. 367 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,100 - Thank you? - Oh, yeah. 368 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,884 Yeah, very depressing. 369 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,062 Right. 370 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,068 It's normal for second books 371 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,591 - to take a while. - Oh, my gosh. 372 00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,680 Yeah, absolutely. 373 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,814 It--it--it took me months to get out my second cookbook. 374 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,208 And you know what? 375 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,775 Actually, when I was about to give up, 376 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:21,475 I heard the most incredible thing on the radio from Cher. 377 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,695 She was talking about how there's always so much pressure 378 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,393 put on the sophomore album, but at the end of the day, 379 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,961 the only person's opinion is your own. 380 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,704 Hm. 381 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,707 I turned in my book the next week. 382 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,276 Oop. 383 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:46,848 I hope to be managing my own fund one of these days. 384 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,502 Working for myself, like you. 385 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,244 Instead of always just working for the man. 386 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:53,811 Why don't you just quit? 387 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:56,205 Well, I just got promoted. 388 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,773 Figure ten more years never hurt anybody. 389 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,429 A fund. 390 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,213 Yes. 391 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,172 You know, this is going to sound crazy 392 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:09,044 because you've actually been talking about it for years, 393 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,741 but, like, if I really hum on it, 394 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,614 I do not think... 395 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,833 Yeah, I don't think I actually know what you do, man. 396 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,887 Oh, do you have any dietary restrictions? 397 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,497 No, not that I'm aware of. 398 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,630 And Josh, I think he said he's not on meat right now. 399 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,501 Right? 400 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,024 When did he say that? He loves meat. 401 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,331 He eats meat all the time. 402 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,333 Oh, maybe I misheard. 403 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,903 We'll get fish just to be safe. 404 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,427 Streamers! 405 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,907 I'm going to get you all set up. 406 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,213 Hey, yo. Way. 407 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,519 Shit. Man. 408 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,654 I'm just... a little, 409 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,222 uh... a little rusty, I guess. 410 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:01,488 Yeah. Yeah. 411 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,230 I gotta tell you, man, since me and Debs 412 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,535 started spending every other weekend 413 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,363 - in the country... - Yeah. 414 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,583 ...my whole outlook on life has changed. 415 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,193 From what to what? 416 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,803 It's like from being an ant to being a deer. 417 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:13,978 - Mm. - Yeah. 418 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,545 From being a cog in the wheel 419 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,591 to the man driving a tractor, you know? 420 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,810 Yeah. 421 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,073 It has done wonders for our relationship 422 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,165 You guys having trouble? 423 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,472 ...learn a new language, travel more, 424 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,822 master the art of the casserole. 425 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:32,954 Do you have any? 426 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,042 No. 427 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,958 None? 428 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,177 The groceries are on me, by the way. 429 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,961 No, on me. 430 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:43,182 Mitchey gave me his black card. 431 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,575 Oh! And I want to get pregnant finally. 432 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:52,365 And for Mitch to be happier, I'd like to help him do that. 433 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,628 Is he not happy? 434 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,979 Oh, he's just stressed at work, I think. 435 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,198 Right. 436 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,982 But he's back on the antidepressant 437 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,984 so that's positive. 438 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,116 He didn't tell me that. 439 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,640 He's just a little bit embarrassed. 440 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,730 So it's our little secret. 441 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,341 Yeah, it's our little secret. 442 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,865 Who isn't, right? 443 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,345 - Right? - Right, right. 444 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,695 You guys are going to be fine. 445 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:22,612 I do not think I have ever seen Melanie not smiling. 446 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,135 Well, you're not with her all the time. 447 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,182 She can be a bitch. 448 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,621 What a huge bitch she can be. 449 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:37,627 Well, you know Debs. She can just be... cold. 450 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,281 - Cold? - Yeah. 451 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,892 See, I always just... saw that as thoughtful. 452 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:44,155 You know, because she wouldn't be such a great writer 453 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,157 if she didn't daydream. 454 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,202 You read her book? 455 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,638 Three times. 456 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,031 Incredible. 457 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,511 - Huh. - Decimated me. 458 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,383 What did you think? 459 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,518 Uh-huh. 460 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,437 Hey, can you take my picture? 461 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,011 Hey, do you have a sec? 462 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,709 - I'd like to show you something. - Yeah, I kind of have 463 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,711 - a splinter that I have to-- - About the heating issue. 464 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,495 I think I have a lead on the gas leak. 465 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,674 Aha, right. 466 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,502 Of course, yes. 467 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:30,941 We have a gas leak? 468 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,336 We have to tell them. 469 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:34,858 Fuck you. We're not doing that. 470 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,338 Fuck me? 471 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:36,947 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 472 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,340 We have to tell them. 473 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,863 Fuck you! We're not doing that. 474 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,388 We discussed it, and we agreed. 475 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:46,392 You don't think I want to take your husband's perfect face 476 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,830 and shove it through a fucking wall?! 477 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,093 This is hard right now because we are in the thick of it. 478 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:54,182 But by tomorrow, it won't hurt so much. 479 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,185 Day after that, even less. 480 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,709 By next week, it'll feel like a bad dream. 481 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,190 And by next year, trust me, 482 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,192 you won't even remember that it happened. 483 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,499 I think I'm always going to remember the day 484 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,283 that my husband fucked your wife. 485 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:08,979 You guys need some help? 486 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,894 We're fine. 487 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,595 We've almost got it fixed. 488 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,860 - You owe me. - I what? 489 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,383 When you got arrested the night before graduation 490 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,603 because you wore your dumb jelly shoes 491 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,909 and you tripped and hit your head on the sidewalk, 492 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,390 and then the campus cops picked you up, 493 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,436 cocaine fell out of your pocket. 494 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,394 Who bailed you out? Me. 495 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,309 Even though I was completely broke. 496 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,224 And I made up a whole lie about how you got mugged 497 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,226 to your fucking parents. 498 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,707 And you said, you owed me. 499 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,186 Whatever I wanted. 500 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:43,884 Whenever I wanted it. 501 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:49,324 - Mitch, this is-- - Two years later, 502 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,892 when you got stranded in Vegas 503 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:54,024 after walking out on an amateur gambler 504 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,244 who turned out to be a professional con man, 505 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,942 you said, you owed me. 506 00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,814 Whatever I wanted. 507 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:01,945 Whenever I wanted it. 508 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:03,251 I can see what you're trying to do, 509 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,559 - Last April, - but this is a very... 510 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:10,214 when you ran over a raccoon, but it wasn't all the way dead 511 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,521 and you didn't want the karma that comes with killing 512 00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:14,523 a still-living raccoon, so I killed it-- 513 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,133 Animal Control killed it! 514 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,396 But who got them on the phone? 515 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:18,614 Me! 516 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,311 Who cares? 517 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:25,839 And now I'm a 35-year-old, 518 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:31,497 LLP Bean-wearing businessman with an okay sense of humor. 519 00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:34,630 And this is what I want. 520 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:37,328 This is all I want. 521 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,680 Debs, I somehow won the lotto. 522 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:44,640 And I'm just... I'm asking you to help me keep her. 523 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:49,297 Please just help me keep her. 524 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,517 But lotto winners always get divorced. 525 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,867 - Debbie. - Please. 526 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,303 Mitch. 527 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,696 I'm sorry. 528 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,795 - Do we have a leak? - Not anymore. 529 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:15,541 A windmill. Uh, children's gymnastics. 530 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:16,933 You're on fire. 531 00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:19,153 Karate as an art form. 532 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,416 A CEO. 533 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,591 What? 534 00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:24,288 Like, I was giving a PowerPoint. 535 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:26,116 Ted Talk and stuff and this was money. 536 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:29,032 Oh, fuck me. 537 00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:30,817 How big is this storm going to be? 538 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:33,863 Don't you worry, baby. 539 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:39,478 I will protect you like I always have and always will. 540 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:43,351 Forever and ever and ever. 541 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,396 Amen. 542 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,833 - Let's do this. - No, thanks. 543 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,487 Okay. 544 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,230 Three words. 545 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:54,231 Second word. 546 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,364 One syllable. 547 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,235 You're a dog. 548 00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,063 You're a bulldog. 549 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,587 You're a cow eating grass. 550 00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,850 Mm. Yum. I'm a delicious cow. 551 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,460 - I know this one. - Oh, good. 552 00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:06,505 - I love a good steak. - I know this one. 553 00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:07,331 You're so beautiful. 554 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:07,941 Eating a steak. 555 00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:09,595 Mm-mm-mm. 556 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,901 - Sweetie, thank you. - Mm, a cannibal cow. 557 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,860 Yum. I'm going to eat myself. 558 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,862 I'm a cow eating myself. Hungry. 559 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:17,994 I'm gonna write a great review of this steak. 560 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,518 Mm-mm-mm. 561 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:22,608 - The meat industry. Yeah. - Yes, yes. 562 00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,305 Like, as a whole? 563 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,135 Oh, we've got dinner coming. 564 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:29,223 I'll be fine. 565 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,138 - May I? - Oh, no, 566 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,182 - don't waste another one. - Oh, no, no, no. 567 00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:33,096 This is gonna be great. 568 00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:34,837 Oh, gosh. Okay. 569 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,099 She's backlit, so. 570 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:37,187 - Oh, is that...? - Yeah. 571 00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:38,885 Just add a little light. 572 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,234 Oh. Ah. 573 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,631 Well, not all of us can have our photos 574 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:47,720 on the cover of National Geographic. 575 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,548 - What do you mean? - Josh, you know, 576 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,724 getting that--that--that cover, 577 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,595 the one with the lion reservation. 578 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:57,033 - Mm. That wasn't his photo. - What do you mean? 579 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,426 One of your guys who works for you took that photo. 580 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,862 That's not your photo. 581 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:03,605 Yeah, but he was my guy, so. 582 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,868 Just not worth mentioning? 583 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,914 Yes, Debs, it just seemed like it wasn't worth mentioning. 584 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,655 But you don't need to lie. 585 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:12,005 - I didn't. - You lied by omission. 586 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,789 - That's different. - Is it? 587 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,878 Is it different, Josh? 588 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,880 - Is it different? - Mel, uh, did you bring 589 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,100 the Graceland album like we talked about? 590 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:23,364 Did you guys know that Paul Simon entered the studio 591 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:26,019 without having written a single song? 592 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,847 Babe, we don't have to get into this right now. 593 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,936 Actually, I think that we do need to get into it. 594 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,677 Why don't you just go have a cigarette? 595 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,244 Josh, why don't you just tell the truth? 596 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,289 I did. We got the cover. 597 00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,464 Does anyone else need a refill? 598 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,205 No. You lied. 599 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,598 - You're lying. - I'm not lying. 600 00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:41,991 You are lying like you always lie. 601 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,645 - Always lie? I don't always lie. - You always lie 602 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:44,907 - about the most stupid. - Babe. 603 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:46,561 I do not lie to you. 604 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:49,172 Why don't you tell her about sleeping with me this morning? 605 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:05,711 - Melanie? - I'm sorry. 606 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:06,973 I think I'm going to be sick. 607 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:11,412 What? You're leaving? 608 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:12,848 They weren't supposed to know. 609 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:15,634 I--I don't have the stomach for this. 610 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:16,722 Wait, wait, wait. 611 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:17,810 Hang on. You knew?! 612 00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,422 You got to go to the city. 613 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,163 You're going to get an apartment. 614 00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:24,860 You're going to pack the sunscreen 615 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,296 and go immediately to the Bahamas. 616 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,521 You're gonna call your mother. 617 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,218 You're gonna call her mother. 618 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:37,090 You will not yell. 619 00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:40,441 I donate! I recycle. 620 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,356 I...I deserve to have good things happen to me 621 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:44,053 every once in a fuckin' while. 622 00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:48,884 Sundays have always been tough for me schedule-wise 623 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:49,929 and you know that. 624 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:52,758 COME ON! 625 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,456 COME ON! 626 00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,719 Aaaahhhhh! 627 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,468 Mitch. 628 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,383 Mitch, are you okay? 629 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:14,083 We're snowed in. 630 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:26,487 I'm just, um, 631 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:29,751 I'm--I'm gonna--I just--I'm-- I need a minute. 632 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,196 Do you want to talk about it? 633 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:50,641 Melanie, from the bottom of my heart... 634 00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:54,733 go fuck yourself. 635 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:07,876 Well shit! 636 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:43,782 Hello, taxi service. 637 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,567 Hi, there, 24617 Oak Grove. 638 00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:48,482 I need a cab into the city. 639 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,745 My wife fucked my friend. 640 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,966 Uh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 641 00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,446 Listen, we got a cab coming to get you in about 55 minutes. 642 00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:58,100 I'll be here. 643 00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,198 Come on, motherfucker. 644 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:28,087 I am very, very disappointed in you, young lady. 645 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:43,015 Why'd you wait? 646 00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:46,061 Horses make mistakes. 647 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,846 Please don't leave me. 648 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,022 Okay. 649 00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,153 Hello? 650 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,853 Why didn't you say anything... 651 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:57,290 if you knew? 652 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,772 I needed time to think. 653 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:03,513 Oh. 654 00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:04,993 What? 655 00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:06,952 I said, “Oh.” 656 00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:08,388 Was it the first time? 657 00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:09,432 Yes! 658 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,304 Do not yell at me! 659 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:14,176 Baby, it was the only time. 660 00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:22,881 I...If I may start this here, 661 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:26,319 I would like... I would like to explain a little bit about-- 662 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:27,320 about the whole thing. 663 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,756 No, thank you. 664 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,323 Debs. Please. 665 00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:35,937 I would love for all of you to kindly shut the fuck up. 666 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:36,982 Do you think you could do that? 667 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:39,245 - Do you think you could? - Yeah. 668 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,209 Who invited someone? 669 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,472 - I didn't. - Not me. 670 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:50,996 - Mitch? - No! 671 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:55,304 All right, I'm coming out, 672 00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:58,568 and I don't want to see anybody, okay? 673 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:00,440 Not anybody. 674 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,745 Okay? 675 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:04,966 Oh. 676 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:08,056 God damn it. 677 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:14,193 It's horrific. 678 00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:16,064 Divorced and murdered in the same weekend. 679 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:17,979 Real five-star vacation. 680 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,984 Who is it?! 681 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,247 - It's Gary, the owner. - Shit. 682 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:26,596 I heard you're all freezing to death. 683 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:29,164 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 684 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:35,301 I said, everybody stay in your fucking rooms! 685 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:38,521 Oh, God. 686 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:41,002 Hi. My repair man got stuck 687 00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:43,352 across the canyon, so I thought I'd walk down 688 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,006 and see if there's anything I could do. 689 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:46,703 - Great. - I just live up the road. 690 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:48,183 That's wonderful. 691 00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:49,228 Thank you so much. 692 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:50,229 Come in, please. 693 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,492 Welcome. Thanks. 694 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:54,537 Whooh! 695 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,496 No guests! 696 00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,803 Are ya'll enjoying yourselves? 697 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:03,764 Yeah. Shall we? 698 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:06,506 Of course, that was before the kids went off to college. 699 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,682 They were with us up until the last moment. 700 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,162 - Right. - In fact, if you 701 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,120 look under the staircase, inside there, 702 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,079 you'll see their growth charts. 703 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,646 We'd mark them down every year on the first of January. 704 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:17,734 That's tomorrow. 705 00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:18,997 What's tomorrow? 706 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:20,868 New Year's Day. 707 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,523 Well, look at that. You got a resolution? 708 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,003 No. Never really worked for me, so. 709 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,527 I'm flying blind. 710 00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:30,095 Oh, I think they work all right if you pick the right one. 711 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,544 How long were you married? 712 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:46,415 Thirty years. 713 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,896 Of course, there were two wives before that. 714 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,898 So third time's the charm? 715 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,162 No, third time I tried. 716 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:07,697 Fuck! 717 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,091 Is it burned? Oh, my gosh. 718 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:11,049 - I got it. - No, I can get it. 719 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:12,398 - Here. Debs. - I got it. 720 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:13,486 - I got it. - No, Debs. Let me get it. 721 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,009 I got it. 722 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:16,619 Debs... Stop. What are you--? 723 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:17,490 Why did you do that? 724 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:18,882 It was ruined. 725 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,449 - It was salvageable. - It was burned. 726 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,277 But I could have fixed it. 727 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:25,106 Well, we're really at opposite ends of this one, Melanie. 728 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,678 I'm going to need you to move, please. 729 00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:33,636 We are going to have to talk about this. 730 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,247 I'm not in a place to do that, 731 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:39,729 so I'm going to need you to please move! 732 00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:44,995 Oh, my God. 733 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,346 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Hey, hey. 734 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:50,218 Please tell me that was not all the booze. 735 00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:58,574 Please - tell me - that - wasn't - all - the booze. 736 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,142 I...I'm really sorry. 737 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:09,019 Look, guys, we are going to have to talk about this 738 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,847 at some point. So I would suggest-- 739 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:16,026 I would suggest that no one here, 740 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,203 or anywhere, really, 741 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,118 needs you to lead right now. 742 00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:24,122 - Okay. - Or ever. 743 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:27,864 I would suggest that, Debs, we take the downstairs, 744 00:35:27,995 --> 00:35:29,475 and, Mitch, you and Melanie take the upstairs, 745 00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:32,347 and we just talk. 746 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:34,349 All right? We just get some clarity here. 747 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,571 I think I'm gonna cut my fucking... 748 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,703 - I'm going to do it. - Oh, my gosh. 749 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,495 Oh, no, it didn't work... 750 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:53,194 Oh, well. 751 00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:00,288 After you. 752 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:05,946 Password. 753 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:07,687 Unbelievable. 754 00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:08,905 That's right. 755 00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:10,168 Very good. 756 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:24,007 - Good luck. - Mm. 757 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:26,053 And remember, you can take him. 758 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,288 Booze. 759 00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:52,035 Let me just start by saying that... 760 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:53,602 Are you going to look at me like that the whole time? 761 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:55,082 Like what? 762 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:55,909 Are you going to look at me like you hate me-- 763 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,432 Are you trying to tell me 764 00:36:57,563 --> 00:36:58,520 - how to look at you? - No. 765 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,000 - Just that it is difficult - Yes. 766 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:00,914 - when I'm-- - I'm absolutely going to look 767 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,437 at you like this the whole time. 768 00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,222 I might even look at you like this. 769 00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:08,138 That's fine. 770 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,749 It is. 771 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:12,795 Did you call your mother? 772 00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:16,190 - What's that? - It's her birthday, 773 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:18,366 and you told me to remind you to call her. 774 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,456 Oh, right, right. 775 00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:23,284 Well, no. 776 00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:24,851 - No, I didn't. - Okay. Well-- 777 00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:27,114 - I absolutely did not call her. - Okay. 778 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,204 - Did you? - Of course. 779 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:31,379 - You did? - Yeah, I called her. 780 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:34,774 Oh, good. 781 00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,428 - Good. - Yeah. 782 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:37,951 Before or after? 783 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:42,303 It might seem like I had planned this. 784 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:43,478 Me and Melanie had planned this. 785 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:45,611 I--I promise we didn't. 786 00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,656 This was the first time. 787 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,050 We bumped into each other on the way to the bathroom. 788 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,662 Right after you left. 789 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,578 The toilet in our bedroom has been making that noise. 790 00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:58,841 That loud clanging noise every time you flush. 791 00:37:58,972 --> 00:37:59,886 I didn't want to wake anybody. 792 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,062 So I snuck out to use the hallway 793 00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:03,803 and I turned the corner. 794 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:04,978 She was there. 795 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:08,721 He was n--n--naked. 796 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:09,852 I'd sleep naked. 797 00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:11,506 I had been crying. 798 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:15,771 I had an... erection. Not like a... 799 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,077 Why were you crying? 800 00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:21,299 Because I cry at night sometimes when I'm sad. 801 00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:24,693 Not a sexual one at the time, just a, like nighttime deal. 802 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,913 So we bumped into each other in the dark. 803 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,044 - We laughed. - We laughed. 804 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:31,309 And then... 805 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:33,049 He kissed me. 806 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,355 ...she kissed me. 807 00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:39,534 Why didn't you stop him? 808 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:40,535 And it felt... 809 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,102 ...good. 810 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,193 I don't think I wanted to stop him. 811 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,456 I knew it was wrong. 812 00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:49,892 And you were never going to tell us? 813 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:51,329 Well, we decided... 814 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:53,635 We thought it would be better if... 815 00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,724 No. 816 00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:56,769 No. 817 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:24,318 So... say something. 818 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:26,755 I'm too angry. 819 00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:28,235 Please. 820 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:32,805 I'm too hurt. 821 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:33,980 Please. 822 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:39,420 I'm going to try very hard not to yell at you during this. 823 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,038 I guess a divorce. 824 00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:50,257 We get a divorce. 825 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,563 Is that what you want? 826 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:54,217 It's not what I want. It's what needs to happen. 827 00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:56,437 No, it's about what you want to happen. 828 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,701 I messed up. 829 00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:01,486 We've just gotten away from each other lately. 830 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,531 But you are my partner. 831 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,838 You're the best person for me, and I... 832 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,883 I know I am the best person for you, right? 833 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:14,020 You're my queen, right? 834 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,065 - My little farm girl-- - Stop. 835 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:18,241 - with the bad... - Stop it. 836 00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:19,852 You can't charm your way out 837 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:21,244 - of this one, Josh. - Babe, that's not what I was... 838 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,987 The ball's in my court, so just fucking sit there! 839 00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:28,556 Look at me. 840 00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:29,862 No. 841 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:30,863 Baby. 842 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:31,907 No. 843 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,779 Mitch. 844 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,607 No. 845 00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:36,912 I'm sorry. 846 00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:43,266 You are taking advantage of me because I'm a nice guy. 847 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:46,226 But I'm not as nice as you think, okay? 848 00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,140 I can be a mean guy, too. 849 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:48,358 Okay. 850 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:51,536 I can say mean things. 851 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:53,886 I've got them in me, lined up. 852 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,061 I know you do, baby. 853 00:40:57,019 --> 00:41:00,545 Melanie 854 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:02,808 Ha--haven't I always been there for you? 855 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,637 Haven't I always treated you with respect? 856 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:07,334 Always. 857 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,031 I listen to your stories. 858 00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:10,946 I'm present. 859 00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:11,947 We talk. 860 00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:13,296 We do. 861 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:21,609 And yet you--you still fucked him. 862 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:24,960 Why would you do that? 863 00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:26,614 Why would you do that? 864 00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:28,703 I don't... I don't... 865 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:33,752 I'm so mad. 866 00:41:33,882 --> 00:41:35,318 I know. 867 00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:39,192 And I get to be mean if I want to. 868 00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:46,808 Do you know how many times I thought about cheating on you? 869 00:41:46,939 --> 00:41:50,159 - I don't. - So many. 870 00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:53,075 And I almost did it once when I went on tour with that band 871 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:54,337 to write about them. 872 00:41:56,992 --> 00:42:01,954 I made him a mix CD because I just wanted somebody 873 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:04,739 to hear a guitar part and see them smile 874 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:06,349 because they hadn't heard it before. 875 00:42:10,005 --> 00:42:12,094 And I wanted to tell him my favorite movies 876 00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:14,923 and talk about books, and I wanted to tell him jokes 877 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:18,100 and have him look me right in the eyes and laugh. 878 00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:19,667 That's all I wanted. 879 00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:21,756 And we did it. And it was... 880 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,934 I cried. 881 00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:28,937 I cried when he laughed at my joke. 882 00:42:32,941 --> 00:42:36,292 And we didn't have sex because we didn't need to. 883 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,816 It was enough. 884 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:40,775 And I felt guilty for looking in someone else's eyes 885 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,298 for so long, but at the same time, 886 00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:45,214 I felt so good because 887 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:50,611 I felt like myself with him. 888 00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:52,395 I felt like the old version of me 889 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:55,877 that I only see in pictures. 890 00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:57,836 And I miss her. 891 00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:07,410 Was it his dick? 892 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,760 - I'm sorry? - Yeah. Because, you know, 893 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:13,155 basically, this guy has no money, 894 00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:17,899 no company, no 401k, no future. 895 00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:23,905 So I'm just racking my brain and all I can think of is, 896 00:43:24,036 --> 00:43:28,170 “God damn, Josh must have a huge swinging dick.” 897 00:43:28,301 --> 00:43:29,476 - No. - No? 898 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,956 Well, I mean, it's fine. 899 00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:32,697 - It's fine? - There was no way for me 900 00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:33,785 to know that before it happened, 901 00:43:33,915 --> 00:43:36,614 so, obviously, like clearly, 902 00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:39,399 I did not seek him out for his dick. 903 00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:41,009 Yeah. So here's where I'm at. 904 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:42,707 As a man, 905 00:43:45,274 --> 00:43:47,015 there are just certain things that I'm going to need to know 906 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:48,495 in order to get past this. 907 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,844 And one of those things 908 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:56,764 is what this swinging dick, 909 00:43:58,113 --> 00:44:03,989 long-haired, nature fucking photographer has 910 00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:06,687 that I do not have. 911 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:11,083 I mean, come on. 912 00:44:11,213 --> 00:44:12,998 She's beautiful. 913 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,521 You're the most beautiful. 914 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,871 No, because I haven't been laid in four months, 915 00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:18,960 and you fucked Melanie. 916 00:44:19,091 --> 00:44:21,528 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. 917 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,052 Be honest. 918 00:44:24,183 --> 00:44:25,271 - There's no reason to be sorry. - I don't know where you go 919 00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:27,795 all day, so how can we have sex if you're never home? 920 00:44:29,971 --> 00:44:31,016 Fuck. 921 00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:33,366 Mitch, it was an accident. 922 00:44:33,496 --> 00:44:36,064 Kissing is an accident. 923 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:39,198 Fucking is a hundred tiny accidents in a row. 924 00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:40,460 Just tell me why you did it and we can move on. 925 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:42,114 Okay, baby. 926 00:44:42,244 --> 00:44:44,420 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No. Baby, I don't know, 927 00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:45,944 - I don't--I don't know. - That's not going to do it. 928 00:44:46,205 --> 00:44:47,902 That's not going to do it, so why don't you try again? 929 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:49,338 - I don't--I...I... - Just tell me. 930 00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:52,733 Please, Melanie, for once in your fucking life, 931 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:54,474 - just don't be polite, okay?! - I'm not. 932 00:44:54,604 --> 00:44:55,649 Just say it! 933 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,433 Whatever it is, just say it! 934 00:44:57,564 --> 00:44:58,870 I'm dumb! 935 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,525 What? 936 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:10,359 I'm dumb and... and I'm a burden. 937 00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:14,799 Oh, honey, you're not a burden. 938 00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:18,237 No, but, yeah, 939 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:20,892 really, it's not... it's not really something you can help, 940 00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,503 other than to, like, read books, which I try, 941 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:25,418 but I think I read the wrong ones, 942 00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:27,202 - and... - Oh, Melanie. 943 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,987 No, but, and I know I'm a disappointment to you 944 00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,903 because I don't have a real job, right? 945 00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:35,167 And I don't make any money, and I don't know anything 946 00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:39,693 about theories of politics and economy like Debs does. 947 00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:40,955 Nope, this isn't about Debs. 948 00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,522 Yes. But I am going to get better, 949 00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:43,958 and I want to be better for you. 950 00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:45,568 Will you just tell me what to say? 951 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,919 Please, Mitch, just tell me what to say. 952 00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:49,703 You want me to say that it meant nothing? 953 00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:51,618 - Yeah. - It meant nothing. 954 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:52,662 Do you want me to say that it was bad? 955 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:53,751 - Sure. Absolutely. - Yeah. 956 00:45:53,881 --> 00:45:55,274 It was really bad. He was really... 957 00:45:55,404 --> 00:45:57,058 he was really bad. 958 00:45:57,189 --> 00:45:58,451 Do you want me to say that I don't love him? 959 00:45:58,581 --> 00:45:59,713 I think I know my stance there. 960 00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:01,584 I--I don't-- I don't love him. 961 00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:04,762 I don't love him. 962 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:07,852 - And do you love me? - Yes. 963 00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,462 And is that the truth? 964 00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,248 Or are you just telling me what I want to hear? 965 00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:16,556 The truth. 966 00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:19,907 The truth is that you're weak. 967 00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:27,915 That you... you needed to fuck her to feel powerful. 968 00:46:29,221 --> 00:46:31,092 That you don't know who you are, 969 00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:33,878 and you keep blaming it on me 970 00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:37,185 that you are just a messed-up little man 971 00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:41,755 with an ego way bigger than anyone deserves. 972 00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:47,587 And you have been bad to me! 973 00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:54,812 And you don't have one good reason 974 00:46:54,942 --> 00:47:00,905 and I am very, very, very, mad about it. 975 00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,045 I have a cab coming. 976 00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:13,613 I want you to come with me. 977 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,312 But I need to know why. 978 00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:20,620 I need it. 979 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:23,231 I just... I need it. 980 00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:29,455 Otherwise, I'll think about it forever. 981 00:47:29,585 --> 00:47:32,937 And I don't... I don't want to think about him forever. 982 00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:36,505 I wanna... I wanna think about you. 983 00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:41,771 Twenty minutes. 984 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:17,938 You said, and I quote, 985 00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:22,073 you will be here in 55 minutes. 986 00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:24,640 - Sir... - And, you know, I--I'm--I'm 987 00:48:24,771 --> 00:48:25,511 - looking at the clock right now, - Sir, I understand 988 00:48:25,641 --> 00:48:27,295 - that you're upset. - and, it's... 989 00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:28,688 - well, it's over 55 minutes. - There's a terrible storm. 990 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:31,256 No, there's a storm? 991 00:48:31,386 --> 00:48:34,128 Oh, gosh, now I see it! 992 00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:35,303 Well, how about this? 993 00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:39,960 Yes. How about I provide you guys a tutorial 994 00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,570 on how windshield wipers work? 995 00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:44,051 How does that sound? 996 00:48:44,182 --> 00:48:45,270 I do not like the way you're speaking to me, sir. 997 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,011 - No. No, I didn't mean that. - Give me a break. 998 00:48:47,141 --> 00:48:48,926 And during the holiday season . 999 00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:52,581 I'm sorry. Look, I'm... 1000 00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:55,889 I'm having a day, so I apologize profusely, 1001 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:59,153 but he has--he has to come. Okay? 1002 00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:00,720 He has to come. 1003 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,851 Good luck to you. 1004 00:49:21,871 --> 00:49:24,004 Mister Gary? 1005 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:25,092 Yeah. 1006 00:49:25,223 --> 00:49:27,181 Hey, Mister Gary. 1007 00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,270 Um, hello. Mitch. 1008 00:49:29,401 --> 00:49:31,359 One of the temporary residents in your beautiful home. 1009 00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:33,840 Uh, so, I have a little issue, and I go--I... 1010 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,363 I need to leave this evening. 1011 00:49:35,494 --> 00:49:37,365 This evening? Oh, is everything okay? 1012 00:49:37,496 --> 00:49:41,630 Yeah, I--I--I have... I have a--I have a large-- 1013 00:49:41,761 --> 00:49:43,589 I have a pretty significant work emergency 1014 00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,809 and I--I have to get back to the city. 1015 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:49,116 I don't think it's gonna happen tonight. 1016 00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:52,032 - Ooh. Because of the snow. - Yeah. 1017 00:49:52,163 --> 00:49:54,643 Well... well, yeah, I was--I was thinking, 1018 00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:58,082 like, maybe if you have shovels or--or a tractor. 1019 00:49:58,212 --> 00:49:59,953 - I do. - You do? 1020 00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:01,085 - It won't work. - It won't? 1021 00:50:01,215 --> 00:50:03,130 Not on the ice. 1022 00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:06,003 Plus, they closed the canyon. 1023 00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:07,178 We're going to have to wait till sunup, 1024 00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:09,006 get a little clarity on the situation. 1025 00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:10,007 You understand. 1026 00:50:12,096 --> 00:50:14,881 Hey, how much can you lift? 1027 00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:21,409 It's not for everyone, you know. 1028 00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:22,454 What's that? 1029 00:50:22,584 --> 00:50:23,716 The country. 1030 00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:25,892 - No city noises... - Uh-huh. 1031 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,676 ...blocking out all the little voices 1032 00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:30,418 - screaming at us from inside. - Of course. 1033 00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:32,594 Sooner or later, you got to come face to face 1034 00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:33,987 with your true identity. 1035 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,120 Absolutely. Yeah. Beautiful. 1036 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:37,556 Ah. Here we go. 1037 00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:42,691 Seems this little critter got up in it 1038 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:45,259 and sang hallelujah. 1039 00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:46,434 He was blocking the pipe. 1040 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:49,568 At least she wasn't cold when she died. 1041 00:50:49,698 --> 00:50:51,787 No, she wasn't. 1042 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:54,834 Ah. Ah. 1043 00:50:56,966 --> 00:51:00,100 Jesus, what, uh... 1044 00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:03,060 Oh, dude, tell me this is some 1045 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:05,801 back alley Chateau Lafite. 1046 00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:08,369 When we moved in, we found a couple cases behind a wall. 1047 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,632 Apparently, the original owner was a bootlegger. 1048 00:51:10,763 --> 00:51:12,721 Yeah? 1049 00:51:12,852 --> 00:51:14,984 You ever, uh, try it? 1050 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,425 Uh-huh. 1051 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:27,084 That there is dangerous stuff. 1052 00:52:24,358 --> 00:52:26,273 - No. - It's me. 1053 00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:30,930 Hi. I don't think I can talk right now. 1054 00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:32,453 Okay. I just--I just-- 1055 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:34,020 I just wanted to see if you're-- how you're doing. 1056 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,456 I'm fine. Thank you so much. 1057 00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:37,110 - Okay. - Thank you. 1058 00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:40,418 Do you want to see how I'm doing? 1059 00:52:45,074 --> 00:52:46,206 And you? 1060 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:47,338 I'm bleeding out emotionally. 1061 00:52:47,468 --> 00:52:48,861 Absolutely never been worse. 1062 00:52:48,991 --> 00:52:50,254 Thank you for asking. 1063 00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:53,387 Come in. 1064 00:52:53,518 --> 00:52:54,954 You sure? 1065 00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:07,749 Sorry. 1066 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,622 You scared me. 1067 00:53:12,058 --> 00:53:13,799 Sorry. Just... no. 1068 00:53:29,162 --> 00:53:30,424 I'd come over there and give you a hug right now, 1069 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:32,861 but I'm pretty sure we're not allowed. 1070 00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:42,871 You hungry? 1071 00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:46,310 I really let her have it. 1072 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,789 I gave her a piece of my mind. 1073 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,748 I thought you guys fixed the fucking heat. 1074 00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:52,011 He removed a squirrel. 1075 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:55,275 I don't really know what that does. 1076 00:53:55,406 --> 00:53:59,453 She was... she was down on her knees begging me to stay. 1077 00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:01,107 Just a sobbing mess. 1078 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,065 Tears in her eyes. 1079 00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:06,895 “Oh, baby, please. Please don't go. 1080 00:54:07,026 --> 00:54:08,201 "You're the best man I've ever met. 1081 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,334 "The best lover. 1082 00:54:10,464 --> 00:54:13,250 I want you inside of me right now.” 1083 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:15,077 Which I was not going to do. 1084 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:18,124 I'm not going to give her that after what she... 1085 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:22,259 So, yeah, I just... I felt bad for her, really. 1086 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:26,654 Mm... Let's not feel too bad for her. 1087 00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:28,395 Yeah. 1088 00:54:28,526 --> 00:54:31,877 So who gets the house? 1089 00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:34,749 We're not there yet. 1090 00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:40,146 I'm sorry. 1091 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,539 I'm sorry. 1092 00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:45,412 You're not staying together, are you? 1093 00:54:45,543 --> 00:54:46,935 Uh, we're not there yet. 1094 00:54:48,763 --> 00:54:51,984 Debbie, this your one chance to zipline to freedom, 1095 00:54:52,114 --> 00:54:54,726 and you're not there yet? 1096 00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:56,249 He's ketamine. 1097 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,381 You're cocaine. 1098 00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:59,774 He's a rusty sword. 1099 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:02,647 You're an atomic bomb. 1100 00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,866 You're a real live person. 1101 00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:06,912 He's an asshole. 1102 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:08,696 How is he more of an asshole than Melanie? 1103 00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:11,830 He's an asshole in his core. 1104 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,790 Josh's chemical makeup is asshole. 1105 00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,750 Sure, Melanie was an asshole in this situation, 1106 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:24,625 but deep down, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, 1107 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:29,195 deep down, she's a... 1108 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,544 she's a good person. 1109 00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:33,460 What are you drinking? 1110 00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:37,203 I thought we didn't have anything. 1111 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:42,513 Well, maybe I found something. 1112 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:45,516 What I'm confused about is who's riding in which car. 1113 00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:47,300 They can't ride together. 1114 00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:49,215 Fuck. 1115 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,217 I'm not driving home with Josh, 1116 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,567 and I don't even know when we're going to get out of here. 1117 00:55:53,698 --> 00:55:56,396 The snow is, like, not going to stop. 1118 00:55:56,527 --> 00:55:59,617 And three days to plow the roads would be way too-- 1119 00:55:59,747 --> 00:56:02,707 I can't--I cannot handle three days here. 1120 00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:05,231 It's too much eating Melanie's cooking. 1121 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:08,452 The whole thought of it just makes me wanna cry. 1122 00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:10,628 Gonna starve in here. 1123 00:56:14,153 --> 00:56:15,850 Hey. 1124 00:56:15,981 --> 00:56:17,983 Debbie? 1125 00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:19,550 My best friend in the entire world 1126 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,379 who I would stab a thousand tiny birds for 1127 00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:24,119 if I ever found myself in a situation 1128 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,731 in which that was necessary. 1129 00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:28,472 I think maybe you've had enough. 1130 00:56:30,648 --> 00:56:35,261 I think maybe we're just getting started. 1131 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,568 It's a creative outlet for me, really. 1132 00:56:37,698 --> 00:56:40,222 I'm sorry. What... is this salmon? 1133 00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:41,920 - Trout. - Trout is pink. 1134 00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:44,488 Jesus, you got a real talent. 1135 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:48,927 ♪ With me ♪ 1136 00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:51,538 ♪ I... ♪ 1137 00:56:51,669 --> 00:56:54,062 I don't know why I didn't see it sooner. 1138 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:56,456 This is a wake-up call. 1139 00:56:56,587 --> 00:57:02,984 This is an anvil on the head from God. 1140 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:04,986 - Uh-huh. - This moment. 1141 00:57:05,117 --> 00:57:07,336 This one. 1142 00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:09,469 - Okay. - Hah! 1143 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,517 This... God is showing us a new path. 1144 00:57:13,647 --> 00:57:14,561 That's what's happening, Debbie. 1145 00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:17,651 God is showing us a new path. 1146 00:57:17,782 --> 00:57:19,653 When did you start believing in God? 1147 00:57:19,784 --> 00:57:22,047 This morning? Right now? Who knows? 1148 00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:24,092 But I see it. 1149 00:57:24,223 --> 00:57:25,267 This is a blessing. 1150 00:57:27,226 --> 00:57:30,011 We saw them fuck. 1151 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:32,536 We saw it, 1152 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:36,583 and it saved us from the rest of our lives. 1153 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:37,845 I've never heard you say 1154 00:57:37,976 --> 00:57:39,891 one optimistic thing your entire life. 1155 00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:41,762 Like, your wife fucks another man, 1156 00:57:41,893 --> 00:57:43,329 and all of a sudden, it's a blessing? 1157 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,462 I have no idea what's going on. 1158 00:57:45,592 --> 00:57:46,680 What happened to my best friend? 1159 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:49,814 He woke up. 1160 00:57:49,944 --> 00:57:50,902 What? 1161 00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:59,693 He woke... the fuck... uuuuupppp! 1162 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,131 - Mitch! - Yeah! 1163 00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:04,481 Hey! Mitch! 1164 00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:09,573 Whooh! 1165 00:58:09,703 --> 00:58:11,139 What the hell are you doing? 1166 00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:13,402 Providing wood! 1167 00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:15,796 So that you will be warm! 1168 00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:18,886 Which you deserve to be! 1169 00:58:19,017 --> 00:58:20,061 Mitch! 1170 00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:22,020 You don't have any shoes on. 1171 00:58:22,150 --> 00:58:23,848 Get back inside! 1172 00:58:23,978 --> 00:58:25,066 Get back into rock climbing... 1173 00:58:25,197 --> 00:58:26,720 - Whoa. - Mm-hm. 1174 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:28,505 Build a lattice for my tomato plant. 1175 00:58:28,635 --> 00:58:31,290 - Okay, yeah. - and... call my mother more. 1176 00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:32,509 You? 1177 00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:34,162 - Mine's learn a new language... - Mm-hm. 1178 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,512 call my mother less... 1179 00:58:35,642 --> 00:58:36,948 - Oh, yeah. - and master the art 1180 00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:39,777 - of the casserole. - Ooh. I love casserole. 1181 00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:42,736 You do? 1182 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:44,651 And I see it now, 1183 00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:47,393 and I don't know why I was ever scared of it. 1184 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,961 Today is Bastille Day, 1185 00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:52,180 and it's time to storm the castle. 1186 00:58:54,269 --> 00:58:56,315 Whooh! 1187 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:57,751 You're drinking scotch? 1188 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:03,061 Mitch, seriously, are you okay? 1189 00:59:03,191 --> 00:59:05,890 And do you know what the best part about it is? 1190 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:08,545 I know you've thought about it, too. 1191 00:59:08,675 --> 00:59:10,938 Thought about what? 1192 00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:14,115 In your quietest moments. 1193 00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:15,856 Thought about what? 1194 00:59:17,989 --> 00:59:20,513 Can I ask why you did it? 1195 00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,341 Did what? 1196 00:59:22,471 --> 00:59:26,388 Kiss me. I...just... Why'd you do it? 1197 00:59:26,519 --> 00:59:27,912 I don't think I know what you're saying. 1198 00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:29,348 Why did you kiss me? 1199 00:59:29,478 --> 00:59:32,569 - I--I'm just asking why. - Melanie. 1200 00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:36,703 You kissed me. 1201 00:59:42,317 --> 00:59:43,101 You're drunk. 1202 00:59:43,231 --> 00:59:44,537 I'm not drunk. 1203 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:45,669 I'm alive. 1204 00:59:45,799 --> 00:59:47,453 No, you need water. 1205 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:51,762 Deborah, we've been best friends for 15 years. 1206 00:59:51,892 --> 00:59:53,328 Are you really telling me... 1207 00:59:53,459 --> 00:59:55,896 you're telling me you've never thought about it? 1208 00:59:56,027 --> 01:00:00,945 I...I...I don't think that I have. 1209 01:00:01,075 --> 01:00:02,947 Lying. 1210 01:00:03,077 --> 01:00:05,471 Ladies and gentlemen, 1211 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:07,908 for God's sake, she's lying. 1212 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:13,479 Freshman year. You and me, in the closet. 1213 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,176 Chris Ryman's St. Patrick's Day party. 1214 01:00:15,307 --> 01:00:16,743 Everybody was playing mafia. 1215 01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:18,049 We thought it was dumb. 1216 01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,877 We snuck off. 1217 01:00:20,007 --> 01:00:22,880 You put a four leaf clover sticker on my forehead 1218 01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:25,970 and we kissed. 1219 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:28,712 But, Mitch, we were kids. 1220 01:00:28,842 --> 01:00:30,322 I mean, it was nothing. 1221 01:00:30,452 --> 01:00:32,498 It was nothing? 1222 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,152 We were kids. 1223 01:00:34,282 --> 01:00:35,719 It was nothing? 1224 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,940 Okay, what if it wasn't? 1225 01:00:40,071 --> 01:00:41,942 What if this whole time, 1226 01:00:42,073 --> 01:00:44,031 we've been kidding ourselves because it was too real, 1227 01:00:44,162 --> 01:00:47,818 so we had to distract ourselves with the wrong people? 1228 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:57,218 Maybe we just didn't think we deserved it. 1229 01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:58,655 - Mitch, I-- - Before you say anything, 1230 01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:01,179 just think about it for a minute. 1231 01:01:01,309 --> 01:01:05,096 Just give it a moment of thought before you respond. 1232 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:07,794 No, that wasn't long enough. 1233 01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:13,278 Really think about it. Really. 1234 01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:14,932 That is exactly what you fucking would say. 1235 01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:16,498 No, but. You--remember when you threw me up 1236 01:01:16,629 --> 01:01:17,456 - against the wall? - Yeah, you know what? 1237 01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:18,500 That was after you kissed me! 1238 01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:20,111 - That--No, absolutely not! - Sshhh! 1239 01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:22,461 You can't-- Look, Melanie, you cannot just kiss a woman 1240 01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:24,637 in this day and age. I did--I--I reciprocated. 1241 01:01:24,768 --> 01:01:27,118 I'm just saying that I wasn't thinking about it, okay? 1242 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:28,989 I--I didn't--I didn't-- I didn't think about it 1243 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,209 before it happened, and then it just happened. 1244 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,428 And now what? 1245 01:01:33,559 --> 01:01:35,561 Now is what? Is what? 1246 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,737 You can't possibly blame me for this, do you? 1247 01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:38,651 - Hold on. Do you blame me? - Excuse me. 1248 01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:40,871 Melanie, we decided this together, 1249 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:42,176 - Mm-hm. - okay? We had a discussion. 1250 01:01:42,307 --> 01:01:43,395 We had a conversation 1251 01:01:43,525 --> 01:01:45,136 - very briefly. - Still. 1252 01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:46,224 While you were kissing me. 1253 01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:47,312 You were also kissing me. 1254 01:01:47,486 --> 01:01:48,966 It is very hard to make a good decision 1255 01:01:49,096 --> 01:01:50,924 about fucking while you're kissing. 1256 01:01:51,055 --> 01:01:52,404 Look, I wish it never happened either. 1257 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:00,934 Well, I didn't say that. 1258 01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:07,680 Mitch. You're married and you won the lotto, remember? 1259 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,943 And I'm married. We got married to other people. 1260 01:02:10,074 --> 01:02:11,292 He doesn't like your book. 1261 01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,513 Oh, fuck. 1262 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,472 - He loves my book. - No. 1263 01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,474 - He told me. - He told me. 1264 01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:20,954 This morning. 1265 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:24,784 Well, he must have just-- 1266 01:02:24,915 --> 01:02:25,959 And that the two of you aren't having sex. 1267 01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:29,746 What did you do, ayahuasca together? 1268 01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:31,486 Debs, you're fighting to stay with a man 1269 01:02:31,617 --> 01:02:34,663 who doesn't understand you. 1270 01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:35,795 And I do. 1271 01:02:38,537 --> 01:02:40,017 And I always have. 1272 01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,468 Do you think I'm dumb? 1273 01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,559 Absolutely not. 1274 01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:25,758 ♪ Where am I? ♪ 1275 01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:30,632 ♪ Nobody speaks to me ♪ 1276 01:03:30,763 --> 01:03:35,246 ♪ Please, I'll give A gentle sigh ♪ 1277 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:38,945 ♪ As I wander by ♪ 1278 01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:44,995 ♪ Where are you? ♪ 1279 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:49,826 ♪ Why don't you speak to me? ♪ 1280 01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:54,700 ♪ Are you gonna leave me All alone ♪ 1281 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:59,052 ♪ With my misery? ♪ 1282 01:04:00,053 --> 01:04:03,187 Oh. Hey, butto. 1283 01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:06,146 It's Mitch Delpin. Businessman. 1284 01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:07,060 Did you think about that proposal? 1285 01:04:07,191 --> 01:04:08,670 I did think about it. 1286 01:04:08,801 --> 01:04:09,846 Get you up where you belong. 1287 01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:14,589 And my answer is 1288 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,462 over my dead body. 1289 01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:18,680 Sorry, what's that? 1290 01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:23,990 ♪ I wish you wouldn't hurt me, Darlin' ♪ 1291 01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:27,602 ♪ I wish with all my heart ♪ 1292 01:04:27,733 --> 01:04:32,564 I have not enjoyed one minute of one day of one year 1293 01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:35,132 working for you, buddy. 1294 01:04:35,262 --> 01:04:37,438 You're self-centered, you cheat at golf, 1295 01:04:37,569 --> 01:04:39,092 you were nepotized into your job, 1296 01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:40,833 and boy, does it show. 1297 01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:43,444 The bottom line is I--I don't want to be like you. 1298 01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:44,619 Mm. 1299 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:46,230 So I quit. 1300 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,709 You're fired, Mitch. 1301 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,755 - I'm firing you. - No, no. 1302 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:53,454 That's incorrect. No, you're hurting my ear! 1303 01:04:53,585 --> 01:04:55,717 I quit. 1304 01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:57,197 I'm quitting. 1305 01:04:57,328 --> 01:04:58,198 - Goddamn life! - Thank you. Good day. 1306 01:04:58,329 --> 01:05:01,201 Dad! Dad! Mitch... 1307 01:05:01,332 --> 01:05:04,596 Mitch, I love so many things about you. 1308 01:05:08,339 --> 01:05:14,519 But I don't think I've been in love with you since the... 1309 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:23,354 And even one minute spent not in love... 1310 01:05:26,705 --> 01:05:29,751 is a waste of our time. 1311 01:05:32,189 --> 01:05:33,973 Is a waste of our lives. 1312 01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:35,366 And... 1313 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,072 just say it... 1314 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:49,946 Yes, you can. 1315 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,862 Melanie, yes, you can. 1316 01:06:05,309 --> 01:06:06,179 Hey. 1317 01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:09,008 Mm... 1318 01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:12,794 Tsk... 1319 01:07:19,470 --> 01:07:20,862 Can you turn it down, please? 1320 01:07:24,170 --> 01:07:26,607 It's just a little too loud. 1321 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:49,065 Yeah! 1322 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:07,779 Mitch... 1323 01:08:51,736 --> 01:08:53,216 What'd I miss? 1324 01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:54,347 Nothing. 1325 01:08:54,478 --> 01:08:56,349 Nothing. 1326 01:08:56,480 --> 01:09:00,745 I think you should come down here. 1327 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,660 What is that? 1328 01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:03,748 It's the truth. 1329 01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:15,020 I, uh, found this in the garage. 1330 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,543 You found it? 1331 01:09:16,674 --> 01:09:22,419 Debbie, I can't quite explain it, 1332 01:09:23,985 --> 01:09:29,208 but I am feeling really good. 1333 01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:31,689 The last thing I want is to dance or celebrate 1334 01:09:31,819 --> 01:09:33,299 or feel good right now. 1335 01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:38,043 People are ready for 2022. 1336 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,132 We are 20 seconds out. 1337 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:42,787 Please, Debbie. 1338 01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:45,616 We always celebrate together. 1339 01:09:45,746 --> 01:09:48,575 And let's get ready to count together. 1340 01:09:48,706 --> 01:09:54,190 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, 1341 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:58,106 four, three, two, one. 1342 01:09:58,237 --> 01:10:03,590 Happy New Year. 1343 01:10:35,883 --> 01:10:37,015 To love. 1344 01:10:41,976 --> 01:10:43,369 To friends. 1345 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:49,462 To...l... life. 1346 01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:54,380 To truth. 1347 01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:02,867 Fuck you guys. 1348 01:11:05,609 --> 01:11:07,350 Salud! 1349 01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:40,573 - Okay. - Oh. 1350 01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:42,532 Okay. 1351 01:12:42,662 --> 01:12:43,663 All right. 1352 01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:47,406 At work, sometimes before a board meeting, 1353 01:12:47,537 --> 01:12:52,237 I will masturbate to completion in bathroom stall number three. 1354 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:55,327 I steal when I'm nervous. 1355 01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:56,676 A state senator once asked me 1356 01:12:56,807 --> 01:12:58,809 for a dick pic. I sent it. 1357 01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:00,941 I slept with three of my college professors. 1358 01:13:01,072 --> 01:13:03,553 What? Who? 1359 01:13:03,683 --> 01:13:06,033 German history, obscure mathematics, 1360 01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:07,426 and medieval studies. 1361 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,732 - Wait a second. - Medieval studies? 1362 01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:12,039 - Professor Logey was like... - ...in his 60s, yeah. 1363 01:13:12,170 --> 01:13:14,215 And his wife. 1364 01:13:14,346 --> 01:13:17,305 I saw my mom cheat on my dad when I was eight. 1365 01:13:17,436 --> 01:13:19,264 I never told him. 1366 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,398 I hired a teenager in India to write this book. 1367 01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:24,400 - What? - I don't even know him. 1368 01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:26,619 Or her. 1369 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:30,231 I hate this shirt on my body so much. 1370 01:13:30,362 --> 01:13:32,495 I don't even have the words to describe it. 1371 01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,279 Just so much. 1372 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:37,543 I've gotten so sad lately. 1373 01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:39,719 I don't know when exactly it happened, 1374 01:13:39,850 --> 01:13:41,939 but I'm just so sad. 1375 01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:44,202 I kissed Melanie. 1376 01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:47,597 She reciprocated, but I kissed her. 1377 01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:48,859 Thank you. 1378 01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:50,687 Did you like my book? 1379 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:55,343 No. 1380 01:13:55,474 --> 01:13:59,217 But not because it wasn't good. 1381 01:13:59,347 --> 01:14:01,567 It didn't feel like you. 1382 01:14:04,831 --> 01:14:06,267 I know. 1383 01:14:11,055 --> 01:14:13,492 I finished my new one, 1384 01:14:13,623 --> 01:14:16,495 and I think it might be really, really beautiful. 1385 01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:19,672 But I can't show it to anyone. 1386 01:14:19,803 --> 01:14:22,022 Because if I do, and they hate it, 1387 01:14:22,153 --> 01:14:27,201 like last time, then I'll have to quit, 1388 01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:31,249 and I won't have anything to latch on to in my life, 1389 01:14:31,379 --> 01:14:35,949 and I...I might just float away. 1390 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:37,298 You've always had me. 1391 01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:47,483 I have no money. 1392 01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:53,576 None. 1393 01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:54,881 It's all his. 1394 01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:59,016 It's 100% true. 1395 01:14:59,146 --> 01:15:00,713 I have no money. 1396 01:15:00,844 --> 01:15:03,281 And... and the best part is I quit my job. 1397 01:15:03,411 --> 01:15:05,544 Wait. You're getting a promotion. 1398 01:15:05,675 --> 01:15:06,806 - Yeah, I was. - Yeah, you are! 1399 01:15:06,937 --> 01:15:08,895 And I did. I got it. 1400 01:15:09,026 --> 01:15:12,072 - Yay! - And then I quit. 1401 01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:13,596 Why is that funny? 1402 01:15:16,642 --> 01:15:18,557 I've cheated on everyone I've ever been with except you. 1403 01:15:21,168 --> 01:15:22,300 Until now. 1404 01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,349 Mmm. 1405 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,134 Why do you think you did cheat on me? 1406 01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:38,446 Because I don't like myself very much. 1407 01:15:42,712 --> 01:15:45,279 Only Melanie doesn't know that. 1408 01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:47,368 So for a second, I forgot. 1409 01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:52,373 Because, uh, 1410 01:15:55,202 --> 01:15:57,117 when you like yourself, you can get a hard-on. 1411 01:15:59,076 --> 01:16:00,381 And when you don't, you can't. 1412 01:16:14,134 --> 01:16:15,179 I love dessert. 1413 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:19,923 You hate dessert? 1414 01:16:20,053 --> 01:16:21,141 No... 1415 01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:24,580 no, I love it. 1416 01:16:24,710 --> 01:16:27,321 Our entire relationship, 1417 01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:29,236 you always say you don't want to hear about the dessert menu. 1418 01:16:29,367 --> 01:16:31,282 Yes, but the truth is, 1419 01:16:33,676 --> 01:16:38,550 I think I just probably wanted the dinner to be over. 1420 01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:41,074 Because I feel like we've run out of stuff 1421 01:16:41,205 --> 01:16:43,424 to say to each other. 1422 01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:47,385 - Uh-huh. - And that bums me out. 1423 01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:48,604 It bums you out? 1424 01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:56,089 And I've given up thousands of desserts. 1425 01:16:56,829 --> 01:17:00,790 And... I know it's trivial. 1426 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:04,576 And I know that all my needs are met, 1427 01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:09,233 and I should be grateful and happy, but I'm not. 1428 01:17:11,844 --> 01:17:13,716 Because... 1429 01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:21,288 I think maybe I married someone who has no idea who I am. 1430 01:17:21,419 --> 01:17:27,817 And I don't think I really have any idea who you are. 1431 01:17:27,947 --> 01:17:32,996 And maybe it occurred to me this morning that 1432 01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:35,302 I could either live the rest of my life that way, 1433 01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:39,219 without dessert, 1434 01:17:42,309 --> 01:17:44,094 or I could pull the escape hatch. 1435 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,099 And so I pulled it. 1436 01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:58,891 I want you to have dessert, Melanie. 1437 01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:09,815 You know, I try to bring art into my work, I really do, 1438 01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:11,774 but investment bankers just don't see it. 1439 01:18:11,904 --> 01:18:12,818 - They don't see it. - Yeah, 1440 01:18:12,949 --> 01:18:15,038 but it's not too late, you know? 1441 01:18:15,168 --> 01:18:17,780 No, it is. I--I don't have any other skills. 1442 01:18:17,910 --> 01:18:19,303 This is very limiting, you know? 1443 01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:20,913 This is very limiting talk. 1444 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,262 You should take yourself more seriously. 1445 01:18:22,393 --> 01:18:23,742 - Nah. - Yeah. 1446 01:18:24,003 --> 01:18:25,831 Nah. I wouldn't even know where to start. 1447 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:26,832 I'll tell you where you start. 1448 01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:29,226 You start with still life, 1449 01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:33,796 and then you move on to portraits or abstract. 1450 01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:35,841 I mean, anything. You can go in any direction, man. 1451 01:18:35,972 --> 01:18:37,277 - I--I--You should... - Hey... 1452 01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:39,366 You fucked my wife. 1453 01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:40,541 Don't inspire me. 1454 01:18:49,028 --> 01:18:51,422 I always thought I'd be further along than I am. 1455 01:18:53,903 --> 01:18:57,210 Yeah, you're borderline one of those sad cases. 1456 01:18:58,342 --> 01:18:59,517 Dang it. 1457 01:19:01,519 --> 01:19:05,828 But listen. I know it wasn't for everyone, 1458 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:12,356 but I really cried when I read your book. 1459 01:19:12,486 --> 01:19:14,140 - You did? - Yeah. 1460 01:19:14,271 --> 01:19:17,404 There is this one beautiful moment 1461 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:20,103 in the last chapter 1462 01:19:20,233 --> 01:19:22,801 where the lead character stops pretending 1463 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:24,629 that everything is going to be okay. 1464 01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,290 That's my favorite bit. 1465 01:19:33,420 --> 01:19:35,640 Hey, Debs. 1466 01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:36,684 He doesn't believe us. 1467 01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:38,686 - No. - What do you mean? 1468 01:19:38,817 --> 01:19:42,995 This guy doesn't believe us. 1469 01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,262 Ha! 1470 01:19:49,393 --> 01:19:51,177 I don't see no tree. 1471 01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:53,440 - Ah! - Oh! Whoa-ho-ho. 1472 01:19:53,571 --> 01:19:55,007 What did I say? 1473 01:19:55,138 --> 01:19:56,792 - We found it. - What did I say?! 1474 01:19:56,922 --> 01:19:58,576 - I knew we'd find it. - Well, shit. 1475 01:19:58,706 --> 01:19:59,795 - I was wrong. - Look. 1476 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:01,535 - All right. - Inches. 1477 01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:02,580 - All right. - Inches... 1478 01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:04,321 - Inches. - All right. 1479 01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:05,975 - Where--how did it happen? - He was there and I was there. 1480 01:20:06,105 --> 01:20:06,758 - We were... - There, right there. 1481 01:20:06,889 --> 01:20:07,890 And then it was... 1482 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,197 It just fell? 1483 01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:12,503 A deer... 1484 01:20:15,898 --> 01:20:16,942 Hey. 1485 01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:18,378 Hey, hey, guys! 1486 01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:22,730 What time is it? 1487 01:20:26,734 --> 01:20:27,605 Yes. 1488 01:20:27,735 --> 01:20:29,389 Yes. 1489 01:20:42,228 --> 01:20:43,186 Whooh! 1490 01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:09,212 - Yeaaahhh! - Whooooooohh! 1491 01:21:09,342 --> 01:21:11,170 - Aww! - Aaaaahhh! 1492 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:38,981 Come here often? 1493 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,245 I'm new in town actually. 1494 01:21:44,943 --> 01:21:46,031 Hey, um, 1495 01:21:48,077 --> 01:21:51,428 I know that I have a ton of work to do. 1496 01:21:51,558 --> 01:21:52,864 - The lion's share. - No. You... you don't have to. 1497 01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,083 And I know this is my fault, and I know that you hate me. 1498 01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:54,910 Hey, Josh. 1499 01:21:57,695 --> 01:21:58,826 I needed him. 1500 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,092 The musician, Danny. 1501 01:22:03,222 --> 01:22:05,355 That's where I go all day. 1502 01:22:05,485 --> 01:22:06,791 I've been writing my book at his house 1503 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,140 because I can't write when I'm with you. 1504 01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:20,239 I haven't been able to speak, and I've gotten really quiet. 1505 01:22:20,370 --> 01:22:23,112 If you notice that, that I've gotten, like, 1506 01:22:23,242 --> 01:22:24,896 I've gotten small. 1507 01:22:25,027 --> 01:22:26,506 And it's not all your fault, 1508 01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:29,161 because I--I--I turned to stone at a certain point, 1509 01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:31,033 like, I didn't recognize the person 1510 01:22:31,163 --> 01:22:32,382 I was sleeping in bed next to 1511 01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:33,949 and I should have just reached out to you 1512 01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:35,907 but instead of reaching out to you, I just... 1513 01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:37,082 I turned to stone. 1514 01:22:37,213 --> 01:22:40,825 And--and and when I was with him, 1515 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:43,741 I could--I could feel everything and I could smile, 1516 01:22:43,871 --> 01:22:47,092 and it all just... it was all there for me. 1517 01:22:47,223 --> 01:22:50,835 And I don't know why that happened, 1518 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,402 and I'm sorry. 1519 01:22:55,883 --> 01:22:56,754 Did you sleep with him? 1520 01:22:56,884 --> 01:22:57,885 No. 1521 01:22:58,016 --> 01:22:59,583 - Debs. - Never. No. 1522 01:23:01,628 --> 01:23:03,021 Mm. 1523 01:23:21,561 --> 01:23:24,738 Hi. Uh, I'm Josh. 1524 01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,392 I'm a photographer. 1525 01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:27,915 Not actually the best on my team, 1526 01:23:28,046 --> 01:23:29,917 but I'm a good leader. 1527 01:23:30,048 --> 01:23:32,181 I'm kind. 1528 01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:38,361 I'm slightly insecure about getting older 1529 01:23:38,491 --> 01:23:41,755 and my body and whether I'm actually funny 1530 01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:46,238 or if I'm just good at telling other people's punchlines... 1531 01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:50,286 and, oh, man, I really love my wife. 1532 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:53,419 And I would really like for her to try and get to know me now 1533 01:23:53,550 --> 01:23:56,553 without all of the, um, ... 1534 01:23:56,683 --> 01:23:59,686 without any aspirations or, like, bullshit and just--just, 1535 01:23:59,817 --> 01:24:02,124 uh... Right? 1536 01:24:02,254 --> 01:24:03,690 And if we can't find our way back, 1537 01:24:03,821 --> 01:24:05,344 then we'll be done. 1538 01:24:05,475 --> 01:24:06,476 But not until we try. 1539 01:24:06,606 --> 01:24:09,435 Please. Please. 1540 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,854 Hi, Josh. 1541 01:24:36,984 --> 01:24:38,943 I'm Debbie. 1542 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:40,292 Hey. 1543 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:47,299 I like my twig. 1544 01:25:15,849 --> 01:25:19,026 - Well? - Yep, I'll see you. 1545 01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:20,115 Or not. 1546 01:25:23,901 --> 01:25:26,251 Okay. So, uh, you're going to want to get gas 1547 01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:27,731 before you hit the freeways. 1548 01:25:27,861 --> 01:25:30,299 And make sure that the lady's voice on the map 1549 01:25:30,429 --> 01:25:33,258 is super loud so that you don't miss any of the turns. 1550 01:25:35,695 --> 01:25:37,175 It's icy. 1551 01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:42,093 You'll be fine. 1552 01:25:42,224 --> 01:25:45,662 Yeah, but... a little bit scared. 1553 01:25:45,792 --> 01:25:46,967 You'll be fine. 1554 01:25:59,066 --> 01:26:00,503 How long are you staying? 1555 01:26:09,816 --> 01:26:12,254 I have no idea. 1556 01:26:12,384 --> 01:26:16,258 I'll be at my parents' in case of emergency. 1557 01:26:34,406 --> 01:26:39,977 Okay... 1558 01:26:45,635 --> 01:26:47,202 Okay. 1559 01:27:07,004 --> 01:27:08,048 I'll be seeing you. 1560 01:27:09,876 --> 01:27:11,051 You will, yeah. 1561 01:27:11,182 --> 01:27:13,880 Of course. 1562 01:27:16,013 --> 01:27:18,581 Do you need a pep talk? 1563 01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:20,060 Always. 1564 01:27:25,109 --> 01:27:26,023 Hey. 1565 01:27:27,807 --> 01:27:30,636 I left something on the table for you to read 1566 01:27:30,767 --> 01:27:32,159 if you have time to read it. 1567 01:27:33,944 --> 01:27:35,859 I do. 1568 01:27:35,989 --> 01:27:37,426 And you should give it to Josh, too. 1569 01:27:41,081 --> 01:27:42,300 Okay. 1570 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:31,784 Okay.